Sick version 1.5

If you haven't recently tried Sick v1.5, you really should. It comes in a special kit for one adult and one infant. First the baby gets it then you (the motherboard) get it. It's really easy to use and it apparently installs itself on your physical hard drive when you're not looking. Next, it spreads all over your body til you feel like you've been beat down by the business end of a redwood tree. Eventually, it starts to raise the temperature of your body until your eyes feel like they're steaming and then comes the best part. The hallucinations and mumbling! This part is fun for the rest of the family, especially when you can't remember any of their names, but not to worry, they'll trash your house even though you don't recall who they are for a period of time. As we're deep into it, the baby starts to get better, which would seem like a GOOD THING right? Well, it's not but let me explain why. When the baby, or .5 part, is sick, he stays laying with you, he wants to be held, he wants to have 53 baths per day which equal easy time for you even though there is barf. Less movement, less maintenance, more snuggling, more naps. So when the adult (me) finally wakes up with a 103.2 temperature today, the baby is feeling better and everyone including the husband leaves for school and work leaving you with an active baby who wants to play like he hasn't ever played before, and whine like he's starving (probably because he is since he didn't eat for 4 days almost) and all you want to do is lay in bed and mock Rachel Ray and cry during commercials because you feel like crap, you start to wonder who manufactures such evil software. Oh and the most fun part is how your voice is gone, so your baby thinks it's hilarious to hit you in the face because your scary hoarse demon voice freaks him out. Oh, and I feel like I look like this:





So anyone know how to uninstall Sick v1.5? Your help would be greatly appreciated.