Friday, May 25, 2007

I'm So Lost

K so is anyone else out there freaked out by "Jacob" on Lost? First of all, I thought it was scary how he was tearing up the joint like Poltergeist, next of all, what's with his being invisible and all? Then of all...he sounds scary. I totally called the whole "Jack on drugs" thing as a future scene, as in...after the rescue, but tell me this. How come he kept saying stuff like "go get my dad and if he's not drunker than me, you can fire me" because uh hello, isn't his dad dead? So then naturally I start to wonder if Jacob is Jacks dad since he's Claire's dad too, so then I get all worked up because I totally knew the girl who parachuted was Dharma. What do you want to bet she's with Dharma because think about this. Dharma spent all this money on the "island" experiment; handbooks, movies, the hatch, food supplies, housing etc, and then everyone dies on the island by the hand of Ben and "the others" and the Dharma people on the outside just say oh well? I don't think so. She's with Dharma. The Looking Glass was scrambling the signals going out so Dharma could not find the island again. All I know is I'm glad they're putting back the Dharma stuff if that's what they're doing. There are a zillion sites out there with easter eggs and clues to Lost, but the Dharma/Hanso sites are the sweetest. Been there?

Want a job with Dharma/Hanso? Go to their Monster profile (so freakin awesome)

The origninal Hanso site has a new disclaimer instead of extensive pages of information, by the leader of the Hanso foundation...but if you click on the last word of the third get a new secret broadcast from Thomas Mittlework repeating his new mission, talking about how he has the virus now and how he will not give up. Pretty sweet. Go try.

Want to get a ticket to fly on Oceanic trips? Try the Oceanic website where they discuss their lawsuits because of the crash of Flight 815, and announce the aquisition of Oceanic Airlines by The Hanso Foundation. It will now be known as Hansoair. There are lots of links to click on like "Oceanic Airlines Legacy" etc that make for an interesting read during the nap of a baby or what have you. Check it.

I could go on and on but I'll leave you with two clips. One is of "Jacob" saying Help Me, which scared the poop right outta me, and then another one that someone made that speeds up the voice, making it supposedly sound like Ben, which would then make us all start to wonder if Ben is freakin insane in the membrane.

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Monday, May 21, 2007

Now I'm Doin' Time For Mah Petty Crime

Ok is it just me or is the best line ever from one of these Deep House Dishes when Zach Braff says "Threw a Disney my neighbor's face"? Oh oh oh how we laughed at this. I had to rewind it 35 times or so because holy highlarious! Ok, go watch again:

Wednesday, May 16, 2007


Ok, so Kristie Snow, the traffic reporter there in Utard was on drugs last week for a cold. How awesome that someone recorded it and I uploaded it for your enjoyment on Mike's portfolio site:

Go Listen...NOW!

You're so so so welcome,

Alli and Mike

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

We Should All Get Some

and so do I.

Let's all get one and take pictures of what we "Label" ourselves. I'm speaking of the post by Lydia where she captured Spencer being a "Fart Face".

I like these kinds of challenges...get on it.

Monday, May 14, 2007

A Few Movie-a-Minutes for you

by me. I have seen a few movies lately, let me share them for you in abbreviated terms: (yes, one of them is rated R. I have a huge weakness for zombie movies, so I had to. HAD TO. Now I'll be curse-ed all of my days yada yada)

Blades Of Glory:

Will Farrell:

Oh look at me, I'm sexy and I skate around, oh and I hate Napoleon Dynamite

Napoloeon Dynamite:

Oooo, I have Farah Fawcett hair, I hate Will Farrell

(fighting ensues then the typical "if we get together we can win" scene)

Napoleon and Will:


I give it a thumbs up on my right hand and a thumbs down on my left, just for flava.



typical guy with glasses:

Dude there's a shark in the water killing people

Other typical guy:

O-m-g, close the beaches and lets kill the shark!

(people get eaten and crap)

They kill the big shark


I give it a B+


28 Weeks Later:

Dad character:

Honey, I won't let you get eaten by the zombies I promise!

(He lets her get eaten because he's a dumba$$)

Military guy:

Welcome back to London, its been (you guessed it...) 28 weeks since the zombies died to death from starvation yay!


Hey dad! Where's mom?


Um, she died, I totally saw her die, I swear, I didn't leave her to die by zombies in the closet when I was running away I swear, I totally swear ask that guy, for serious!



Military guy:

Nobody should cross the river, there's zombie guts and crap over there that might contaminate everything.

(Kids immediately sneak across the river and find their mom who is half zombie half human for some reason, they bring her back or something like that)

Hot scientist lady:

Omg, she's the key to a cure! Look, her little boy has the same weird eyes, I bet he's immune too! Don't let anyone kiss her or take her blood or whatever.

(dad kisses mom, immediately turns into a zombie. Much killing ensues, virus spreads to like 356000 people in .35 seconds)



(military blows up London with scud missles and crap which they should have done in every zombie movie ever made in my opinion)


growl grrr gurgle *bite bite*

(dad finds kid, the sister kills dad after tons of scary zombie chases and stuff)


omg i'm fine, get me out of here helicopter guy

(helicopter guy takes the kid to Paris, cut to black screen, open back up with zombies climbing the eiffel tower since the kid was a carrier and he somehow spreads the virus again in paris->earth...leaving room to speculate that there will be a 28 *insert time period* Later part 3, or whatever. I suggest "28 Weeks Later2: Electric Boogaloo" for a title.)


Honestly, a good movie, if you like Zombie movies. Plus, the zombies in the 28 series always run super fast, plus they have british accents in the movie, which is a double plus for me. I think Zombies are hella scarier when they run fast, and in the "making of" they talk about how they hired sprinters to be the zombies to make sure they ran fast enough to blow your mind, which they did. Overall, I give it an A.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

For Mah Girls

These are for the homies: Eliza, Kjersten, Ashley, Lydia, Shauna and Susan (oh and for me wife too)

Monday, May 7, 2007

It's A New Week...So...

Busy busy busy last week.

Mike and the baby and I went to disneyland with Eliza, Ashley, my Mom, Susan, Lydia and miss Kjersten. Holy fun. Those girls know how to break it down and Mike loved it as much as I did. He's a sucker for funny girls, and we are a big fat bunch of them. Tay and Mandy and the boys were supposed to come, but poor lil' Derek barfed all over their car on the way up from San Diego, so they weren't there. Sad!

Keep us in your prayers, K?