Friday, May 25, 2007

I'm So Lost

K so is anyone else out there freaked out by "Jacob" on Lost? First of all, I thought it was scary how he was tearing up the joint like Poltergeist, next of all, what's with his being invisible and all? Then of all...he sounds scary. I totally called the whole "Jack on drugs" thing as a future scene, as in...after the rescue, but tell me this. How come he kept saying stuff like "go get my dad and if he's not drunker than me, you can fire me" because uh hello, isn't his dad dead? So then naturally I start to wonder if Jacob is Jacks dad since he's Claire's dad too, so then I get all worked up because I totally knew the girl who parachuted was Dharma. What do you want to bet she's with Dharma because think about this. Dharma spent all this money on the "island" experiment; handbooks, movies, the hatch, food supplies, housing etc, and then everyone dies on the island by the hand of Ben and "the others" and the Dharma people on the outside just say oh well? I don't think so. She's with Dharma. The Looking Glass was scrambling the signals going out so Dharma could not find the island again. All I know is I'm glad they're putting back the Dharma stuff if that's what they're doing. There are a zillion sites out there with easter eggs and clues to Lost, but the Dharma/Hanso sites are the sweetest. Been there?

Want a job with Dharma/Hanso? Go to their Monster profile (so freakin awesome)

The origninal Hanso site has a new disclaimer instead of extensive pages of information, by the leader of the Hanso foundation...but if you click on the last word of the third get a new secret broadcast from Thomas Mittlework repeating his new mission, talking about how he has the virus now and how he will not give up. Pretty sweet. Go try.

Want to get a ticket to fly on Oceanic trips? Try the Oceanic website where they discuss their lawsuits because of the crash of Flight 815, and announce the aquisition of Oceanic Airlines by The Hanso Foundation. It will now be known as Hansoair. There are lots of links to click on like "Oceanic Airlines Legacy" etc that make for an interesting read during the nap of a baby or what have you. Check it.

I could go on and on but I'll leave you with two clips. One is of "Jacob" saying Help Me, which scared the poop right outta me, and then another one that someone made that speeds up the voice, making it supposedly sound like Ben, which would then make us all start to wonder if Ben is freakin insane in the membrane.

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Ash-ah-leee! said...

So I started to read this and then I had to stop...I would really love to comment but I can't! I am literally lost when it comes to this show! I only saw the first two episodes of the season! Mah bat!

shark like a fox said...

omg and pictures of jacob too when he appears in the chair after he throws Ben across the room!!@!!

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Eliza said...

Jack and Clair are siblings not Kate and Jack and sad sad Charlie!

Alli Fantastico said...

that's what I meant. soddy!

-KJ said...

You seriously just confirmed every reason I don't watch this show. What the? Sounds like the writers do shrooms before they write.

Eliza said...

then it actually does sound like a show for you KJ