Ok, so Kristie Snow, the traffic reporter there in Utard was on drugs last week for a cold. How awesome that someone recorded it and I uploaded it for your enjoyment on Mike's portfolio site:
What the?!!! I would just like to bear my testimony that this is the most crack smokin awsome traffic reporter I have ever heard! Where did you find that?
I just want to know why the clip was cut short. I wanted to hear it cut back to the station and hear the jockey's bustin' up. There is no way they didn't make a comment about that!
We laugh every time we hear it. Last night after half the things we were saying to eachother around the house, we'd end it with a greatful prayer. Accidental praying is fun times every day.
Mandy -it is just a radio clip so no video just sound. Pretty funny and sad.
KJ -Testimony day would be fun but prayer day might be pushing it. I don't know if I feel comfortable saying "in the name of...." all day for no reason. Maybe it would fit at your house with all those R rated movies...you gots to get scary man out of your house.(k now was that sac?) BUT I love to say that things are true with every fiber of my being...etc. Like I know that Chili's chips are true but they'd be even true-er if I had Macayo sauce!!
You are right about the prayer day. Testimony would be much more appropriate. I just want to thank you so much for keeping me on the straight and narrow *wipes tear*. I had been struggling with R movies for a while and now that I am talking about past transgressions...hee hee! Actually, it has been a while since I have seen one. Kev is the one with no morals. I think the last one I saw was Saw 2. Yikes! I will also bear witness that Chili's chips are true, but they would be exhalted if they were baptized in Macayo's sauce!
What evah! Are you trying to put salt on an ompen wound? You must be campaigning for Primary President. ;) Good thing your dad was ahead of the game when he got that laser disk!
You weren't! And she is! It was awesome!!! I love that she has to feel so stupid about doing that! Is that mean. I think it is kinda like me saying "I love you" when I am getting off the phone with people that I am not even related too! I know they are laughing their heads off as soon as they hang up the phone!
Oh ok good. I've only been a memba for almost 2 years so sometimes I forget what I can and can't say. OR when I forget to bless the food in my prayer at dinner. I bless everything in the universe and say thanks for everything but I always forget to bless the food!
I leave out that all the time in my food prayers. Isn't that the whole point...my mind is just a bit crazy with my boys. AND Jackson on Monday night started his prayer with "in the name of.." then he and riley couldn't stop laughing so you can imagine how short and irreverent that prayer was. All you can do is laugh though.
Yeah, Tiff is the queen of 12 second prayers. One time Casey accidentally said "bless mom's toot" instead of "bless mom's 'tooth'" and yeah, you can imagine the irreverence there. Blessing mom's toot is a good thing though, I've never heard her do that but apparently Casey'd like to bless it when she does.
Dude Jackson is the master. I just have to tell you that. I love that kid. (not that I don't love all those kids but you get me, right?)
I get ya...Jackson is a funny kid....he thinks everything is funny except himself...he isn't really fond of us laughing at him doing something funny. He gets mad. But he'll laugh at someone else all the day and not care.
Can you imagine if all these boys were together when one of these sweet prayers was uttered? John wouldn't approve. I'd take the blame, I'm the convert heh.
Ok, all I know is that I hear my husband in here giggling and what do I see? He's in here laughing at you girls! At MY expense!??! (I'm no zombie ELIZA!) I'm kidding. I luff it, it's cute.
did you just suggest that Alli never toots, or that you have never heard her do so? I find that extremely hard to believe considering I remember her belching the alaphabet.
Oh I have NO problemo belching anywhere in front of ANYONE...but tooting...I have toot-a-phobia. Can NOT toot in front of anyone at all, not even an animal. I think it goes back to the days when mom and susan told us that if we tooted and pooped our pants everyone would know that we poop our pants and that absolutely horrified me to no end. Trust me, unless I'm in labor, my butt is an air tight chamber in public.
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What the?!!!
I would just like to bear my testimony that this is the most crack smokin awsome traffic reporter I have ever heard!
Where did you find that?
A friend of ours told me about it. SO SO SO SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, thank's for bearing your testimony Kjersten. It moved me, I felt the spirit...Also I'm glad there's no traffic in your area.
Oh, my gosh!!! That was freakin' amazing! I wonder came of this! hahaha
I just want to know why the clip was cut short. I wanted to hear it cut back to the station and hear the jockey's bustin' up. There is no way they didn't make a comment about that!
We laugh every time we hear it. Last night after half the things we were saying to eachother around the house, we'd end it with a greatful prayer. Accidental praying is fun times every day.
YES! We should have prayer or testimony day! Is that sacrelig?
Maybe, but it sounds fun as crap. Hahaha, dude that would be hilarious
our computer wont load the video. it sounds like we are totally missing out!
Mandy -it is just a radio clip so no video just sound. Pretty funny and sad.
KJ -Testimony day would be fun but prayer day might be pushing it. I don't know if I feel comfortable saying "in the name of...." all day for no reason. Maybe it would fit at your house with all those R rated movies...you gots to get scary man out of your house.(k now was that sac?) BUT I love to say that things are true with every fiber of my being...etc. Like I know that Chili's chips are true but they'd be even true-er if I had Macayo sauce!!
You are right about the prayer day. Testimony would be much more appropriate. I just want to thank you so much for keeping me on the straight and narrow *wipes tear*. I had been struggling with R movies for a while and now that I am talking about past transgressions...hee hee! Actually, it has been a while since I have seen one. Kev is the one with no morals. I think the last one I saw was Saw 2. Yikes!
I will also bear witness that Chili's chips are true, but they would be exhalted if they were baptized in Macayo's sauce!
Amen.
I can't even remember the last real R I saw....probably 1999, The Rock that my dad owned on Laserdisk. (how funny was that!)
What evah! Are you trying to put salt on an ompen wound?
You must be campaigning for Primary President. ;)
Good thing your dad was ahead of the game when he got that laser disk!
Sorry, I didn't realize I was being sacreligious yo. I didn't mean to offend! I just thought that lady was crazy in the head.
Also, I think John still has that laser disk machine in case they ever come back in style
You weren't! And she is! It was awesome!!! I love that she has to feel so stupid about doing that! Is that mean.
I think it is kinda like me saying "I love you" when I am getting off the phone with people that I am not even related too! I know they are laughing their heads off as soon as they hang up the phone!
You didn't offend...I am queen of the theme days...AND I loved the clip.
AND YES HE STILL HAS THE LASERDISK...just in case!!
or like when the lady at the stroller place told me to enjoy I said "you too.......enjoy your stroller job" (nice cover huh)
btw...what the hey-oh is your picture of?
Oh ok good. I've only been a memba for almost 2 years so sometimes I forget what I can and can't say. OR when I forget to bless the food in my prayer at dinner. I bless everything in the universe and say thanks for everything but I always forget to bless the food!
hehe I have no idea, it's some picture of a guy playing a banjo or something. I found him on google images searching something like "banjo mike"
I leave out that all the time in my food prayers. Isn't that the whole point...my mind is just a bit crazy with my boys. AND Jackson on Monday night started his prayer with "in the name of.." then he and riley couldn't stop laughing so you can imagine how short and irreverent that prayer was. All you can do is laugh though.
Yeah, Tiff is the queen of 12 second prayers. One time Casey accidentally said "bless mom's toot" instead of "bless mom's 'tooth'" and yeah, you can imagine the irreverence there. Blessing mom's toot is a good thing though, I've never heard her do that but apparently Casey'd like to bless it when she does.
Dude Jackson is the master. I just have to tell you that. I love that kid. (not that I don't love all those kids but you get me, right?)
I get ya...Jackson is a funny kid....he thinks everything is funny except himself...he isn't really fond of us laughing at him doing something funny. He gets mad. But he'll laugh at someone else all the day and not care.
My boys are gonna laugh at the casey prayer.
Can you imagine if all these boys were together when one of these sweet prayers was uttered? John wouldn't approve. I'd take the blame, I'm the convert heh.
yeah...he'd give the look of disapproval but he'd be the first one in a month or two to do the "remember when....that was awesome".
Ok, all I know is that I hear my husband in here giggling and what do I see? He's in here laughing at you girls! At MY expense!??! (I'm no zombie ELIZA!) I'm kidding. I luff it, it's cute.
I know you're not a zombie *winks at mike*
did you just suggest that Alli never toots, or that you have never heard her do so? I find that extremely hard to believe considering I remember her belching the alaphabet.
Oh I have NO problemo belching anywhere in front of ANYONE...but tooting...I have toot-a-phobia. Can NOT toot in front of anyone at all, not even an animal. I think it goes back to the days when mom and susan told us that if we tooted and pooped our pants everyone would know that we poop our pants and that absolutely horrified me to no end. Trust me, unless I'm in labor, my butt is an air tight chamber in public.
Too bad my mom poops her pants all the time now! So many good laughs till you cry stories! Air tight chamber huh? Can you teach Kev that trick?
Not even an animal? Wow! I let them go all the time around Isaac and Miles, probably cause they really can't tell anyone. HAH!
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