Pros -
- All my friends are young which makes me feel smarter
- All of my sibs/cousins are young which makes me the boss
- I have the most kids, which makes me the bomb
- I have the oldest kids, which means I have built in slaves/babysitters
- I get to die first most likely which is good because then I get to see Jesus first
- All of my friends are young which makes me feel ancient
- All of my sibs/cousins are younger which makes me feel like a grandma sometimes
- I have the most kids which makes me spend way more money
- I have the oldest kids which means I get what Cousin Kjersten's little Spencer did seem like a mother's day song in Church
- I get to die first which means I miss out on Disneyland trips that everyone takes while I'm dead to death
Peace out mah babies.
26 comments:
it is funny to me that you even know about this catalog. you ARE a gansta...the oldest gansta of us all. peace out.
Pros: All your kids are the oldest so they can watch our kids while we go out.
So how old are you N-E-ways? Ha ha! Just playin! 39 right?!!!
Tori - I drive a low rider now too.
KJ - I'mma pop a cap in yo azz for that one. I'm 28.
im the second oldest of all my cousins as well, so i know i am going to have these same feelings once all my younger cousins are grown up a bit more. some of my cousins are still in elementary school...yikes. im going to be ancient by the time they are in college and married!
i already bought your birthday present 2 weeks ago cuz i'm a straight gangsta too, yo.
hahaha love it!!! and the Pow Wow Grill? WTF!!!??
Ize already got me a grill...you can see it on my latest picture thing...I know that's where you got the idea because you were so jealous!
Haha! If you are turning 28 I am 4 months older than you and I AM the boss!
KJ's got a point there sistah!
Hello, anyone home? Allison! Where are you?
Remember that one time I thought you and I were lost at Mt. Charleston?
CHAPPY BAHVDAE VADAHMAHK DEAH FREN!!!! Or in other words Chappy Berfday Tippadee!!! Or in other words Happy Birthday Tiffany...as you humans say!
that should read *VANDAHMAHK*
your post prolly should have read, "Tiff's Birthday Is Coming First And Then Mine." Happy B-day Tiffany! Please don't tell me you are 15!
No freakin' way! Please yes, tell me that she isn't! Happy B-day Tiff!
Happy birthday Tiffany!
happy happy birthday tiffany dear!!!
Tiff, I just threw up 6 times for your birthday! Hooray!
Hahaha Tiff laughed at you freaks. She especially wants to thank KJ for the birthday barf. Pics to follow today! Of the party...not the barf.
hahahah ewww barf-face!!!!
15 is old!!!! When i was 15, Tiff was 7!!! and lydia was 12! Weird!!!
and I was having Riley!
I remember when you were prego with her and you told me I could come tickle your arm in the hospital while you were in labor. I was soooo excited. When I told my mom what you said she told me that you weren't going to want ANYONE touching you. I was so sad!
awwww the mems!
Wow, dose teefs is suhweet. Fo reels day dope. I tol dis one cracka dat he betta get my teefs dun like that an he wus all, I be needin a down payment firs, so I went, Hells no B. Hows I gunna get sum cash fo summun I wus gunna use to bite bread wif, ya know? So dat cracka tol me, what does bread gots ta do wit yous gettin me my cash befo I make yous a grill? So I wus all, Mang, do you not undastands dat dats hows I roll? Den, he went buck wile and starded tellin all my dogs dat he wus not about ta make none of us new teefs wit out sum cash money firs. Dam them crackas is wack. So I went ta Circle K an swooped on sum Cheetos and a lime slushy cuz dem thangs is good and its cuz uh dem dat I donts have teefs no mo.
oh i hart you ryan!
What the? Did I miss some movie or su-in?
oh no you di'int!
foreedo, when you said "Den, he went buck wile" I laughed so hard, I almost spit my grill on my keyboard, yo
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