Sunday, July 8, 2007

Oh Eisner, What Did You Do!?!?!

A friend of ours went to Disneyland yesterday and was in line to leave the garage at 12:15 pm and said it took almost an hour to get out of there. Oh HELLZ no. Eisner designed that dang thing, and um...2 exits? Two...? Really?!?! I say they put up some movie screens on the pillars so you can watch movies while you sit there, or wait...how bout they give you complimentary churros (churrals form Mom and Liza) while you're baking in your car or how about free foot massages cuz you know your feet are aching the second you sit in your seat at the end of a Disneyland day. Here's my best idea for keeping us happy...how about this, as you're on the tram back to your car, they hand you a flyer with this typed up on it:

"And for those of you who missed all the shows and parades we have one left, out in the parking lot 12:15 Walt Disney's Brake Light Magic- 40,000 cars, 2 exits, plenty of flashing lights and colorful language, drive your own floats, play your own music, get there early people line up for miles to see this one... remember you can't go over 14 mph."

I'm down for that.

13 comments:

EmDab said...

Um, I know the subject matter is not funny, but...you are. :)

Lyd said...

haha That's awesome...and this is why Eisner is a freakin idiot! I need to go again this summer. And to Six Flags before it is gone For-e-ver, For-e-ver. (Sandlot)

-KJ said...

Ha ha! Thats what you get for going with out us!!! What were you doing leaving at 12:00 PM? Isn't that the middle of the day? hee hee ;)!

Mike "Bud Duran" Easley said...

EM - I'm glad you think so, my boys roll their eyes whenever I tell them jokes ;)

Lyd - It's a myth about Six Flags...everyone here says it's staying!

KJ - Oooops, I mean 12:15 am...also, it was a friend who had the experience of an hour, crazy lady. Read the first sentence!!! I wish it had been us, but I'd never ever go on a 4th of July holiday weekend!!! EVAH!!!

Mike "Bud Duran" Easley said...

Oooops, that was me, Alli. Mike's still logged in.

The Parrish Family said...

Funny! I just want to go to Dizlan and experience whatever is there. We need to plan a trip. Hey,Alli! I e-mailed you?Where you at?

Alli Fantastico said...

You did? Send it again, we have had mucho issues with our email lately.

Eliza said...

Lets tell everyone that Disneyland is so stupid with all the long lines and tell all the horrific stories we know (like the 2 deaths caused by the park and then all the other ones that were human fault) and then everyone will hate Disneyland and we can have it all to ourselves! How bout a flyer for that too alli....get to work!

The Parrish Family said...

I e-mailed you again.I hope you got it this time.let me know

-KJ said...

Good plan Liza. That place SUCKS! November good for everyone?

Alli Fantastico said...

E - I know right? Seriously though, I'm so tired when we leave, I don't want to wait in lines.

Tiff - Yes! I got it! I emailed you back, we're on it.

KJ - I'm down.

Eliza said...

me too as long as it's not around Veterans Day!

Lyd said...

I looked up an article that said that Six Flags' and other parks owned by the same people are being sold all over the country! Is that still false? I du know anymore.