Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Too Many To Count

So Miss Emily and I were chatting this morning and we decided that between the two of us, we had a zillion boyfriends. Somehow we decided to make eachother a list of them and today while I was at the Disneyland I made this semi-complete list for her (in no particular order):


Justin Timberlake
Gael Garcia Bernal
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT!!! (gay? who cares)
Eric Dane
Tiger Woods
Jason Statham
Chuck Palahniuk
John C. Reilly
Edward Norton
Joel McHale
Jason Schwartzman
Beck
George Clooney
Johnny Depp
LL Cool J
Daniel Craig
Joaquin Phoenix
Dave Navaro
Chris Cornell
Eddie Vedder
Kurt Cobain
Zach Braff
John Krasinski
SUFJAN STEVENS
Tim Heidecker
Eric Wareheim
John McCrea
Vince DiFiore
Xan McCurdy
Gabe Nelson
Paulo Baldi
Jason Lee
Michael Cera
Jason Bateman
Jared Leto
Brian Littrell
Jamie Oliver
Brad Pitt (ohhhhh especially in Fight Club oh my goodness)
James Marsden
Eric Mabius
Harrison Ford (as Indie)
John Travolta (in Grease, but not really since, well actually in Phenomenon a bit maybe)
Paul Walker (only for looks)
Josh Holloway
Ming Tsai
Ben Harper
Ian Somerhalder
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Tom Welling
Anderson Cooper
Seth Rogan
Tyson Beckford
Clive Owen
Peter Sarsgaard
Josh Duhamel
Jensen Ackles
BJ Novak
Bobby Flay
Mozart
Rick Schroeder
Adam Levine
Gary Dourdan
Giovanni Ribisi
Will Arnett
Billy Crudup
Leonardo DiCaprio
Mark Ruffalo
Sam Rockwell
Jake Gyllenhaal
Mark Wahlberg
John Cusack
Paul Rudd
Daniel Dae Kim
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Matthew Fox
Eric Bana
Antonio Banderas (in the Rodriguez films like Desperado/Once Upon A Time In Mexico etc.)
Orlando Bloom
Jared Padalecki
Mark-Paul Gosselaar (only in this weird dream)
Wentworth Miller (only when he's in jail)

Ok so I know what you're thinking, yeah yeah she has a lot of boyfriends, but let me tell you, Em, this isn't the complete list. This is just the few I could come up with off the top of my head. Like we discussed earlier, I'm lucky enough to have the best husband who thinks it's rad that I have so many boyfriends since he gets to be the King of Boyfriends. I must say some of these boys are only my boyfriends when they're playing certain characters, and some of them are musicians who I adore entirely, and some are just weird...but hey, that's how I roll. Also, I will probably add to this, and sometimes I break up with boys and then I'll just let you know when that happens. My days are dramatic and I juggle my love for all of these boys but somehow I still have love for more...that's just how big my heart is people.

Ok, so I'll post pics later Em, but until then, chew on this list yo. Peace out.

36 comments:

schwul-und-liberal said...

James Marsden is the sexiest man alive!

Mandy said...

i see we have alot of the same byfriends. its ok cuz i like to share. :)
so disneyland?? was it raining? today actually looks nice out?

Dani said...

I'm so VERY glad that my boyfriends aren't on your list, because they are MINE MINE MINE! ;) Jude Law and Colin Firth. And I don't like to share by the way.....

shauna said...

Dani: You are like me...most of my boyfriends are gay too...HA HA
That's why I am afraid to include James Marsden...I so hope that he isn't gay...JK

The Parrish Family said...

Dang girl!!!!! You are the WOMAN! You go girl with all your menz!

Eliza said...

james marsden is married with kids so he is safe for now at least.

Eliza said...

oh and why only Paul Walker for looks? Did he break your heart or sumpun? Cause he is also boyfriend.

shark like a fox said...

Jared Padalecki?? ew! he's a creep to Rory!! She was supposed to be with Milo Ventimiglia!

and that Clive Owen is a sexy man. Ok most of that list is a sexy man. Ok we have almost an identical boyfriend list. Almost. Ew Jared.

-KJ said...

Sorry girls. There is about to be a cat fight 'cause I am ALL about that list. Yours too Dani! Can we say Pride and Prejudice!!!! Be still my heart...
Also, Alli, you are right on with Fight Club. Mmmmmmmmmmmm!
I have to say that I am glad I don't have to share Jimmy Fallon with any of you cause he is mine. All mine!
I think it is so funny what is attrative to me. It can be so random and the smallest things.
My hubby, complete package! (I just imagine the tattoos. Shhh! I know that grosses some of you out!)

-KJ said...

Oh yea, Michael C. Hall too (Dexter)
You will see me add more...

Eliza said...

Oh man, I was gonna add Tom Welling but I saw you had him....so cute. Oh and Kj Emily already called Jimmy Hence why Alli didn't or anyone else so so sad fah yuu

Eliza said...

what about Matthew Bomer the show Traveler that got canceled (which I am still ticked about) and he's been on Chuck recently.

Eliza said...

Jason Patrick THE END!


not really

Alli Easley said...

HAHAHHHHHHHHHHSIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK JASON PATRICK!!!!!!!!!

I forgot Kiefer Sutherland. I loves him so much.

Eliza said...

NO...I really like jason patrick circa 1987... the not really was for It's not really the end of my list.

Alli Easley said...

No I know that's why I'm laughing. I know what year you mean, and that's what reminded me of my Kiefer, dig?!? You're making me laugh heartily.

Eliza said...

why cause I keep remembering all my boyfriends? and I'm the only one posting over and over and over

Alli Easley said...

yes, yes and yes because...well...I'll just say Cry, Little Sister.

Dani said...

Jude AND Colin are gay! WHHHHAAAT?

Dani said...

Just visited IMDB --- Shauna, what's your source?? I'm devasted. Those are my MEN!

BTW, I went to school (however brief it may have been) with Paul Walker. He was only doing commercials back then.

Eliza said...

was he active then?

Mandy said...

kj- im all about the tatoos as well!
im glad i have travis barker all to myself....well along with my husband!

shauna said...

I have no source about Jude Law, but Colin Firth is a definite. I read that in a magazine that HAD to be telling the truth. HA HA... I hope that he isn't for your sake.

shauna said...

Okay...I will add Paul Giamatti. I think that he would be a nice friend to have...kinda like the new Richard Dreyfuss (of Close Encounter fame)...I could start naming guys you have never heard of from Broadway, but I will cease and desist...

Alli Easley said...

Eliza, yes Paul Walker broke my heart when he was in 2 Fast 2 Furious. Sick. Also Mandy, I should have put Travis Barker on mine, he's a crush. I loves the tattoos too but they have to be on the right person. Oh and mom yes! Richard Dreyfuss circa Close Encounters! So true...so true.

shark like a fox said...

Jude Law is not a homo(sienna miller anyone?). Colin Firth is.

-KJ said...

Shauna has gaydar like no one else.
UMMM...YES on Jason Patrick! Not even just circa 1987. So hot. He reminds me of Uncle Rich.
Lets talk about Taye Diggs please.
Not to bring back tattoos, and I already know Edward Norton was on the list, but can I bring up American History X when he was just about to get arrested for curbing that guy. Boxers and boots. Yum.

Alli Easley said...

Pshh, Jude Law isn't gay.

Oh and KJ yes! Edward Norton in AHX. I hate the curbing part, ohmycrap, but I love him when he's a badass. Mmmmhmm.

Dani said...

I am floored about my darling love Colin Firth. I'm going to ask him about this nonsense tonight in fact, this is news to me. I might just have to break it off with him as well. Oh my, I don't think I can watch P&P without disdain, but I will try. (sob sob)

We (me and PW) were going to a private LDS school, but his family was always off/on with the church. Right now it's not very convenient to be a "practicing" Mormon (according to him as read in a mag)

Oh, and has anyone mentioned Matthew McConaughey??? He's mine too.

-KJ said...

I can NEVER watch the curbing part. I have to look away.
I have to say that I am a lover of Jeremy Piven too.
Let me just mention that I am SOOO happy that no one has mentioned Tom Cruise! Gross!!! Sometimes I have a sour burp when I think of him. Also, I cannot say this enough, Kevin Bacon IS SO NASTY!

-KJ said...

Cary Hart.

Mandy said...

how could we have forgotten taye diggs...he sure can sing too!

Eliza said...

how could we forget Colin Farrell?

Lyd said...

Um Kissy, when you said Tom Cruise I yelled "WHAT!!" I have my roommate to attest to this. Yeah Tom and his tooth in the middle of his face!!

And Colin Farrell is AMAZING!!! I love that package of hottness...and the tattoos included. That just makes it better. And while we are on Colin, Colin Firth will always be one of my favorite leading men, even if he is a homosexter! Oh and I know that Jason Statham was already said, but me likie the Handsome Rob.

As I'm listening to Three Little Birds, Will Smith comes to mind. Mmmm And now that the song just changed to Switch, it just means that me and him are meant to be! How about Michael Weatherly (NCIS)? Now that's hot. Johnny Knoxville; you gotta have another Jackass in the mix. I love me some James Roday (Psych) in there. He's a hottie by far! Um how was Shia LaBeouf not not said yet!? Duh! And was Mark Ruffalo said? He is so cutie!! Now Patrick Dempsey is MINE!!! I think that he is one of the most attractive people on this earth! Totally!! Wow, he is just so freakin hot!

Dani said...

I'm on the Mark Ruffalo train as well.... esp in 13 Going on 30--another fave!

shark like a fox said...

Shia LaBeouf is hotttt but what's with that unpronounceable name? geez.