Now Here's A Little Story I've Got To Tell About 3 Bad Cousins You Know So Well

For the first of many posts about our trip to Disneyland with my family, I'd like to start by telling you a tale, a tale so exciting and new, so terrifying and scandalous...

the tale of 3 cousins lost...lost in the wilderness creek of the Redwood Creek Challenge Trail -

On a warm November afternoon, two young cousins we'll call Harper and Dylan (because well, that's their names) discovered, in the land of California Adventure, a stream, and here's where we find them now...

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Once upon a time, two little boys found a stream. Harper was chosen to get in first.

"See? It's fun!"





"Now YOU try Dylan!"



"Yes, it is fun, Harper! Let's get all crazy up in hurrr!"



"That's what I'm talkin' bouts, cuz!"



And then, from the corner of the playground...Miles, the slightly younger cousin approached... (dun dun dun...)



And the party really got started




...and there was splashing and kicking and squealing and crawling like Mowgli



and in true "male" fashion, they compared muscles...



can't you just feel all the testosterone?



and then Dylan got tired...




...and Harper got tired...




...and then as was to be expected... PEOPLE STARTED GETTING NAKED!






which horrified Harper!




...so he split!




and sought refuge with Isaac in the tunnel tube...





...but he was turned away.





...so he figured





if you can't beat 'em...


...JOIN 'EM!




the end.


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more pics to follow.