So
Miss Emily and I were chatting this morning and we decided that between the two of us, we had a zillion boyfriends. Somehow we decided to make eachother a list of them and today while I was at the Disneyland I made this semi-complete list for her (in no particular order):
Justin Timberlake
Gael Garcia Bernal
RUFUS WAINWRIGHT!!! (gay? who cares)
Eric Dane
Tiger Woods
Jason Statham
Chuck Palahniuk
John C. Reilly
Edward Norton
Joel McHale
Jason Schwartzman
Beck
George Clooney
Johnny Depp
LL Cool J
Daniel Craig
Joaquin Phoenix
Dave Navaro
Chris Cornell
Eddie Vedder
Kurt Cobain
Zach Braff
John Krasinski
SUFJAN STEVENS
Tim Heidecker
Eric Wareheim
John McCrea
Vince DiFiore
Xan McCurdy
Gabe Nelson
Paulo Baldi
Jason Lee
Michael Cera
Jason Bateman
Jared Leto
Brian Littrell
Jamie Oliver
Brad Pitt (ohhhhh especially in Fight Club oh my goodness)
James Marsden
Eric Mabius
Harrison Ford (as Indie)
John Travolta (in Grease, but not really since, well actually in Phenomenon a bit maybe)
Paul Walker (only for looks)
Josh Holloway
Ming Tsai
Ben Harper
Ian Somerhalder
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Tom Welling
Anderson Cooper
Seth Rogan
Tyson Beckford
Clive Owen
Peter Sarsgaard
Josh Duhamel
Jensen Ackles
BJ Novak
Bobby Flay
Mozart
Rick Schroeder
Adam Levine
Gary Dourdan
Giovanni Ribisi
Will Arnett
Billy Crudup
Leonardo DiCaprio
Mark Ruffalo
Sam Rockwell
Jake Gyllenhaal
Mark Wahlberg
John Cusack
Paul Rudd
Daniel Dae Kim
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Matthew Fox
Eric Bana
Antonio Banderas (in the Rodriguez films like Desperado/Once Upon A Time In Mexico etc.)
Orlando Bloom
Jared Padalecki
Mark-Paul Gosselaar (only in this weird dream)
Wentworth Miller (only when he's in jail)
Ok so I know what you're thinking, yeah yeah she has a lot of boyfriends, but let me tell you, Em, this isn't the complete list. This is just the few I could come up with off the top of my head. Like we discussed earlier, I'm lucky enough to have the best husband who thinks it's rad that I have so many boyfriends since he gets to be the King of Boyfriends. I must say some of these boys are only my boyfriends when they're playing certain characters, and some of them are musicians who I adore entirely, and some are just weird...but hey, that's how I roll. Also, I will probably add to this, and sometimes I break up with boys and then I'll just let you know when that happens. My days are dramatic and I juggle my love for all of these boys but somehow I still have love for more...that's just how big my heart is people.
Ok, so I'll post pics later Em, but until then, chew on this list yo. Peace out.